Please accept my abject apologies for failing to attend on the auspicious occasion of the Miracle A/S first birthday party. There can be no adequate excuse for such a failure on my part, and I shall endeavour to make it very clear to me that such behaviour will not be tolerated in the future. In the mean time please accept my assurance that I shall be doing everything in my power to ensure that this failure will not be repeated in the future, and I look forward to accepting my invitation to the Miracle A/S second birthday party.

Jonathan Lewis (and family).